Day 1 of Jungle Update revealed

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  1. WonderWoman

    WonderWoman Active Forum Member

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    sharing on the facebook page, thank you!
     
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    I can't believe seagull was right:
    "Would it be funny if Day 4 update was: wait until tomorrow."?

    -It is not.

    TF2 Official news:
    "Normally it’s pretty hard to halt an inferno, but Team Fortress 2’s Jungle Inferno update, which was meant to launch yesterday, seems to have been more of a small blaze. Valve is rectifying this, fanning the flames and adding some finishing touches, and it should be out today.

    “Typically we ship updates on a Thursday, so those of you expecting the Jungle Inferno Update to flip live today, you might want to sit down for this next part,” a post made yesterday reads. “If you're already in a comfortable sitting position, you might want to sit up straighter, because we're about to tell you we're delaying a day and we don't want you to twist your lumbar.”

    It’s almost finished, but Valve’s doing some stress testing right now. It will launch early today, says the developer.

    When it does arrive, you’ll be able to check out the new map, Mercenary Park, along with a bunch of community maps, taunts, war paint and Pyro items."

    http://www.teamfortress.com/jungleinferno/notes.php


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  3. The Broodwich

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    Valve servers are about to go down...

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  4. seagull

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    Palm readings, 20 dollars right over here behind the 7/11, fun for the whole family
     
  5. The Broodwich

    The Broodwich Tasty and Delicious Staff Member

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    Is that what we call it behind the 7/11 these days?
     
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  6. Dr. Thor

    Dr. Thor One hammer Two hammer Three hammer THOR!

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    Hmm, that's new, usually I get something else for 20 dollars right behind 7/11, and is not really for the whole family.
     
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  7. The Broodwich

    The Broodwich Tasty and Delicious Staff Member

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    Thor and I are on the same page here. Tyknighter, I'm sure you're curious, but stay away from the back of gas stations in your area...
     
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  8. seagull

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    excuse me, 'seagull's magical fun emporium that is not a front for selling drugs behind a 7/11' is a fun affair for the whole family, family who are cops are not allowed, and i will not have you guys sullying its pure name.
     
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  9. Tyknighter

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    Thanks for the warning.
     
  10. The Broodwich

    The Broodwich Tasty and Delicious Staff Member

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    Yeah, you don't wanna run into Thor back there.
     
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  11. Dr. Thor

    Dr. Thor One hammer Two hammer Three hammer THOR!

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    Isn't he 18 yet? he can make his own choices.

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  13. Garth? or Mark?

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  14. lousypirate

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    Maybe just the whole family you blew all over the pavement
     
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  16. Dr. Thor

    Dr. Thor One hammer Two hammer Three hammer THOR!

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    Fucking Dr. Buzzkillington over here :)
     
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  17. lousypirate

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    MD please.
     
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  18. The Broodwich

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    I was so excited. And now it's here. Ya know the ol saying, putting lipstick on a pig? Playing the buggy version of this patch is like fucking that pig.

    :(
     
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  19. Tyknighter

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    so much for that 1 day delay.
     
  20. Significant Otter

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    I gotta get through my pyro contracts. I wanna bitchslap people and fly around! It's truly everything I could ask for as a pyro main.
     

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